Your portfolio
Is much bigger than I thought

Your portfolio
Is much bigger than I had anticipated
It gets swollen and inflated

Your portfolio
Is making me wet
It makes me want to fall even deeper into debt

Your portfolio
Has razor-sharp claws
But that just makes me excited
Instead of giving me pause

Automatic perfection
Information technology
Strict foreclosure
Authorization validity check
Hostile takeover
Statutory instrument
Non-performing asset
I hope this is what you meant

Your portfolio
Has killed and it will kill again
I can't wait to feel it rubbing up against my skin

Your portfolio
Is leaking all over the floor

Your portfolio
Is making me feel like I want more

Your portfolio
Is saying all of the right things
But when it doesn't call me back
My feelings are hurt and it stings

Your portfolio
Has been seen carousing out on the town
Makes me wonder why waited up
All decked out like a clown

Automatic perfection
Information technology
Strict foreclosure
Authorization validity check
Hostile takeover
Statutory instrument
Non-performing asset
I hope this is what you meant