Now listen to my story
And listen to it well
Good girls go to Heaven
And bad girls raise a lotta Hell
I was always a proper lady
From the finest finishing school
But when I went to college
I finally broke the rules
Alright, boy
Beat it

Well, I went with friends to a party
Where they served forbidden booze
And all of a sudden I realized
Inhibitions I was gonna lose
Where once all I drank was pecoe
Gin turned me into a freakshow
Play that wild piano
And beat those savage drums
All night long I'll shake it
Come on everybody
It's fun!

Come on boys, it's sizzlin'
(She's shakin' her bacon)
And then shimmy till it fizzles
(Her bacon is shakin')
Come on, it's nice and hot
(Her bacon is shakin')
I'm serving it, ready or not!

Alright, everybody
Do the bacon shake
Well, I hope these walls are sturdy
Because when I get to shakin'
The whole place starts to swing and sway
And all kinds of things start breaking
Bumping and grinding in every direction
South, north, west, and east
Ha! Everybody watch out for me
'Cause I can't control this beast

Ah ha ha ha!
Pour me another
Can't help us out if I've just begun
Shake it, y'all
Let's have some fun
And it gets so wild that when I shake
I'm known around town as the Lady Earthquake
'Cause

(Hiccups)
Come on boys, it's sizzlin'
(She's shakin' her bacon)
And then shimmy till it fizzles
(Her bacon is shakin')
Come on, it's nice and hot
(Her bacon is shakin')
And I'm serving it, ready or not!
'Cause my bacon is shakin'
(Her bacon is shakin')
Well, I'm shakin' my bacon
(She's shakin' her bacon)
My bacon is shakin'
Come on, it's nice and hot
Oh, my bacon is shakin'
And I'm serving it ready or not
Ow