Down in the dirt
With bruises on my shins
I kept my shirt
Everyone's skin

Kickin' the ball
And kickin' me
And kickin' back
Winning

I got time
Going 2 games
Who is king
Who is slave

Made my mind
I changed my mission
Found a way to sabotage the competition

I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, ya ya
You can kick my ass
I cheat to lose

Hey, I didn't mean to spoil your fun, maybe I did
Anyway I wasn't hurtin 'anyone, was I?

Doesn't it suck to beat a guy who isn't trying
Like the painting of the fish that turned to frogs and keeps flyin'

Who is right?
Whose to blame?
Who got riches?
Who got fame?
Stick it all
Don't keep score
I'm not playing your way anymore

I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, ya ya
I'm gonna knock myself out
I cheat to lose

There's a party at my house
And you're all invited
Ya ya, don't act so excited
There will be full contact crocay and bridge
Worship the nerd, and steal the fridge

Real capture the flag
Kun fu dodgeball
Make-up in drag
Make a hill
Surf the fool
You know there's only going to be one rule, that's

Cheat to lose, ya, ya, ya
Ya cheat to lose, ya, ya, ya
Ya cheat to lose, ya, ya, ya ya ya
I'm gonna hit the ball and run to third!
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya
I cheat to lose ya, ya, ya, ya ya