The mist rolls off the beaches
The train rolls into the station
Weekend happiness seekers pent-up saturation
Well, we don't mean anyone any harm
We weren't on the Glasgow train
I'll see you at the Pleasure Beach
Roller-coasting heroes
Big Dipper riding
We'll give the local lads a hiding
If they keep us from the ladies
Hanging out in the penny arcades
Shaking up the Tower Ballroom
Throwing up in the bathroom
Landlady's in the backroom
Well I'm the Big Dipper
It's the weekend rage
Rich widowed landlady give me your spare front door key
If you're 39 or over, I'll make love to you next Thursday
Well I may stay over for a week or two
Drop a postcard to my mum
I'll see you on the waltzer
We'll go big-dipping daily

Big Dipper riding
We'll give the local lads a hiding
If they keep us from the ladies
Hanging out in the penny arcades
Shaking up the Tower Ballroom
Throwing up in the bathroom
Landlady's in the backroom
Well I'm the Big Dipper
It's the weekend rage
Big Dipper
It's the weekend
Big Dipper
It's the weekend rage