Rap verse 1:
Y'all dudes cool but see i'm like calmer
Like what's around her neck i charmed her
Me, i milk the cow, i'm a farmer
Her guards up but i remove the armor
You just seem to be a part of the problem
Introducing me, the solution
I rocked it just like i'm from houston
No, not the ball player, more like the mall player
Soon as i touch down i shut down the stall player
Look, i'm already on player
See i'm a star like the ones in the sky, early morning player
So just listen to the song
So we can end all back and forth like ping-pong
She is my queen the makes me king kong
I am the leader of the jungle doug
Ani't nothing left to say but hey i'm the bomb

Chorus: (j. holiday)
Don't be mad at me 'cause i'm your girlfriend's favorite friend (mc)
She's all into me like a wrist in a bracelet
And i ani't even one of her cheats, just excepting me to chase it
So don't be mad at me 'cause i'm your friend favorite friend (mc)

Rap verse 2:
Look, let's just say that's the way we slid off
Gelato spiders so we can take the lid off
She just made the jump like crises cross
Right on passed the side, you pissed off
It ani't my fault i just handle my biz
You can't handle your wiz so it is what its gon be
I'm in the sunset sitting under palm trees looking like big
I don't hate i just tell it how it is
I shown you how i live you would think i was hiding
The mike is my tribe and i am persuading that she is my afro
Dyte stop lying
You're not as fly as i am and some say that i am the flyest plane
On the runway someday i will be the one they call king until that time your girlfriend can call me

Chorus: (j. holiday)
Don't be mad at me 'cause i'm your girlfriend's favorite friend (mc)
She's all into me like a wrist in a bracelet
And i ani't even one of her cheats, just excepting me to chase it
So don't be mad at me 'cause i'm your friend favorite friend (mc)

Rap verse 3:
I didn't even come here to brag nor can my money match with my swag
You know i got wrapped in the bag
We living in the past
And i am the future dude
All washed up like i a loafer do
Your own home team won't route for you and that's 'cause they route for me
So truly it's truly yours, your girlfriends favorite mc

(repeat chorus)
Chorus: (j. holiday)
Don't be mad at me 'cause i'm your girlfriend's favorite friend (mc)
She's all into me like a wrist in a bracelet
And i ani't even one of her cheats, just excepting me to chase it
So don't be mad at me 'cause i'm your friend favorite friend (mc)