I love betty brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law
I just love betty brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

No i've never been unfaithful
I've been a one woman man
Now i don't want to sound ungrateful
But i'd like to extend my family plan

I love betty brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law
I just love betty brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

I know this is a risky business
And i dare not upset the wife
The older woman it pleases
To the younger's a danger in life

I love betty brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law
I just love betty brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

'when betty brown hear this sound
She's gonna think i'm a clown
And i don't want fo' she to put me down
But i had to bring myself around to tell her'