Verse 1

Luber, I wanna hug you, I wanna tell you mom to love you
Cuz my mom loves me, she taught me to use the yellow pages
And my dad loves me, he took me to the guitar store

Verse 2

You got your dreams, it's about the Smashing Pumpkins
I got my dream, well that would be to sing all the time
Kelley's gonna find her way, she's gonna be a paramedic
And you're gonna find your way, if I pick up the phone or I do not

Chorus

Luber, on your birthday,
I will answer your 1000 questions
Luber, let me help you
It'll ease my conscience

Verse 3

How would it be if you knew you were saving my soul?
And what would you think, if you knew you were the toast of my town?

Luber, on your birthday, I will answer your 1000 questions

Chorus