We know a place with a real big beat
A destination soul retreat
A musical cure for your day-to-day stress
It's a dream vacation way out West
Yeah, it's a soulful scene if you know what I mean

Come on down, take a chance
Get you a room at the rhythm ranch
Ride your pony, let's dance
Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch

They got killer music everywhere
To help you deal with the pain out there
I think you'll see that it's money well spent
More than a hundred grooves for rent
And they got all the blues and views you can use

Come on down, take a chance
Get you a room at the rhythm ranch
Ride your pony, let's dance
Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch
Chicken dumplings and big bands
Tuning it up at the rhythm ranch
Saxophones and romance
Uh-huh, baby, that's the rhythm ranch

The funkiest place you have ever seen
And you won't find it in a magazine
They got four-star service in 4/4 time
And sweet soul music to ease your mind
Yeah, it's a real good deal with tons of feel