It's a chair
Sit in it
It's so comfy, it's so nice
It's a chair
Perfect fit
You don't have to ask me twice

Cause I can bend my leg at the knee
I can bend myself at the waist
Guess it's just a matter of taste
It's a chair
Isn't it
Yeah

It's a chair
Sit in it
Made of leather, made of wood
It's a chair
Perfect fit
Utilize it if I could

Cause I can bend my leg at the knee
I can bend myself at the waist
Guess it's just a matter of taste
It's a chair
Isn't it
Yeah

I wouldn't lie
I wouldn't stand
I don't kneel
No, I sit on my hands
There's just one thing that keeps me sane
And it's not a bird and it's not a plane

It's a chair
Sit in it
Sofa loveseat couch or stool
It's a chair
Perfect fit
Tell you why it makes me drool

Cause I can bend my leg at the knee
I can bend myself at the waist
Guess it's just a matter of taste
It's a chair
It's a chair
Sit