Oh I wish I had a friend as rich as you
Call the doctor, make a reservation for two
Cause we could eat ice cream in Paris and breakfast in Bruges
"Where's the waiter?" with the permanent babysitter

Oh I wish I had a friend as rich as you
There's the lawn, Ray's done mowing it's all done (?)
Cause we could go to the beach, we the one that we bought last week
Yeah that's the one, the only one where us can have any fun

Oh I wish I had a friend as rich as you
Call the doctor, make a reservation for two
Cause we could eat ice cream in Paris and breakfast in Bruges
"Where's the waiter?" with the permanent babysitter