So assuming this weekend there's a part of me thats thinkin of
Coming up to join you
You know i sure wouldnt want to..
Ruin all your chances on your
One night stand romances
Doing tequila shots, i always loved you but it was never enough

And while your licking salt off of each other
Know that i'll be wishing
Throwing this all my over shouider

Hoping for sores to form upon your lips
So the alcohol burns warm with every sip
Are you burning now?
Dial 911 emergency, to come let you down

And when you wake tommorow morning with a hang over from hell
Don't bother calling me, theres no need for you to kiss and
Tell
Because tonight will be my night, i'm calling all my friends
The boys are going out tonight

The potion in our bottles it will be singing to me sleep
The world at the bottom, it's taunting me to be a creep

It says "hey man, stand up for yourself"
"hey man, i got a plan for you, it's working oh so well"

I picked up the pay phone and i held the zero down
Please operator, collect call to out of town
The call came back rejected, but that operator was kind
Enough to talk to me and get me through to the middle of.. (the
Night)

Yeah, so tonight, will be my night
I'm calling all my friends, the boys are going out tonight.