Whiskey, gin and brandy, with a glass I'm pretty handy
Tryin' to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine
So join me for a drink boys
Yeah, we're gonna make a big noise
Don't worry about tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, we'll have hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Aw, have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me

Dizzy, drunk and fightin' on tequila white lightnin'
My glass is gettin' shorter on whiskey, ice and water
So come on have a good time
And get blinded out of your mind
Don't worry about tomorrow, take it today
Forget about the check, we'll have hell to pay

Have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Yeah, have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Get stoned

Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have

Gonna roll around, gonna hit the ground
Take another swig, have another drink
Gonna drink it down, gonna get me high
Come on all the boys make a noise

Have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Aw, have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Have a drink on me (have a drink on me)
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me
Have a drink on me