Oh hi
I just need an alibi
That doesn't care to ask me why
Who's gonna tell a real big lie
When the cops stop by

You and me sitting up there in the front row
We snuck in through the window
We've been here long enough to see all the evidence
We're the common denominators of all of it
I'm in a rush
Straight to the bottom and I'll pull you down
If you want to go tandem
You know that nothing in this world is a coincidence
We're the common denominators of all of it

Think of everything we've buried to be like this
I'll burn a bridge out of politeness

Oh hi
I just need an alibi
That doesn't care to ask me why
Who's gonna tell a real big lie
When the cops stop by
Oh hi
I just need an alibi
With propane on the mind
Two great big guilty eyes
I want a sniper by my side

In case of fire fight

Everybody up till now has been a calculation
I am a complication
Your being honest doesn't fool me a bit
We're the common denominators of all of it

Yeah I probably did it twice
You're gonna be cool, right?

If it bleeds then you hide it
We made the floor boards violet
Stop letting others see your kindness
They're gonna swipe it

Oh hi
I just need an alibi
That doesn't care to ask me why
Who's gonna tell a real big lie
When the cops stop by
Oh hi
I just need an alibi
With propane on the mind
Two great big guilty eyes
I want a sniper by my side

Who likes to have a real good time

You don't ever gotta be alone
Just trust somebody you don't know
Let them in your home
And now I'm stepping over bones and headstones
I need two phones
And what you wanted out of it, I hope you get
We're used to being silhouettes holding our breath
But you and I both sank enough boats to pay for it

Oh hi
I just need an alibi
That doesn't care to ask me why
Who's gonna tell a real big lie
When the cops stop by
Oh hi
I just need an alibi
With propane on the mind
Two great big guilty eyes
I want a sniper by my side