Twitching, throbbing
I'm worrying everyday
I could be anorexic
I'll have to get into shape
Can't seem to find the right charge

Your mother, she might be a swimmer
Your father must of been a vaulter
Don't put me in skates
Ping pong, I'm not great-shakes

People say I'm weak
Can't even hold her tight
You are the star of the poolside
Your streamline curves I can't abide

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman

Twitching
Throbbing

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman

I'm not sleeping these days
Maybe (I'm an) insomniac
Quench my thirst, flesh and blood
I've got this craving for you

Your brother, they call him batman
Your sister we know she's wonder woman
I'm seeing Sundays
I could be apoplectic

The whole family gets in shape
Under the floodlights
People tell me I'm not strong
I can't seem to find the right charge

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman

Twitching, throbbing

I'll be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman
Be a good sport, be a good sport
I'll be a sportsman