I wanna be part of the news
I wanna see my face in all the views
I wanna be part of the news
Making faces where those cameras cruise

I wanna be on TV once a day
I'll do anything make any play
Where to today?

I wanna be part of the news
I wanna start the strike that blows the fuse
I wanna be part of the news
We're all big stars inside these human zoos

I wanna be on TV once a day
I'll do anything make any play
Where to today?

Just once in my life I want to headline
Shoot a famous cat or hold siege
Give away crown jewels on the breadline
Where to today?

I wanna be part of the news
Terrorise the world just when I choose
I wanna be part of the news
With pins in my cheeks and tongues in my blue suede shoes

I wanna be on TV once a day
I'll do anything make any play
Where to today?

Just once in my life I want to headline
Shoot a famous cat or hold a siege
Give away crown jewels on the breadline
Where to today?

I wanna be part of the news