Great party, where's Sally?
Have you seen her rhinoplasty?
I'm seeing her doctor,
he's going to make me a star.

I will be chart topping,
my name you should be dropping,
my friends all adore me.
How could you just ignore me?

Hey you!
Don't you know who I am?
Hey you!
Don't you know who I am?
Hey you!
Don't you know who I am?

Great party, where's Timmy?
He's smoking crack with Billy.
Those guys are so funny,
they're making so much money.

It's so cool to be a star,
I'm shining here in my car.
You'll wave as I go by,
pretend you know who we are.

Hey you!
Don't you know who I am?
Hey you!
Don't you know who I am?
Hey you!
Don't you know who I am?
(repeat)