She owns a shotgun and a .44
And a five pound chihuahua named El Salvador
She likes to lay under the stars at night
And watch the sky as the planes pass by
You know that skirt's so short your eyes could bleed
She acts like she's a royal queen of modesty
She'll keep you guessing cause her eyes deceive
When you think you got it made she's got the aces up her sleeve

She's so lovely
She'll let you believe what you want to believe
When she loves me
Well, you know she can't do no wrong
When she loves me
You know she wants to buy a limousine
So she can always look important every time she's seen
She's got a smile that you can't believe
And the junk in her trunk, it'll bring you to your knees
She's so lovely
She'll let you believe what you want to believe
When she loves me
Well, you know she can't do no wrong
You know she can't do no wrong
You know she can't do no wrong
When she loves me
You know she can't do no wrong
She's so lovely
When she goes out with the girls at night
She won't be back until the dawn of the morning light
She quit her job at the sales and loan
Now she's working for the nation
Got a job in immigration
She's so lovely
She'll let you believe what you want to believe
When she loves me
Well, you know she can't do no wrong