Well a pheasant is a bird
And they need to be plucked
After being slaughtered
And before they're put on trucks
And you probably
Don't think much of me
Just a lonely pheasant plucker at the pheasant factory
But my life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word

And I come from a mother pheasant plucking family
From the mother pheasant plucking plantation in italy
And the days were hard
And the nights were long
So to keep their spirits high they sang this song
They sang our life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word

And my mother was a mother pheasant plucker as well
And she loved to pluck the mother pheasants yes I could tell
And she sang this song as she plucked all day long
She never ever ever got the lyrics wrong
She sang my life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word

Because my life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word
Because my life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word

Because my life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word
Because my life as a mother pheasant plucker is pleasant
Just listening to music as I pluck mother pheasants
I'm a pleasant pheasant plucker
And nobody's ever heard
A pleasant mother pheasant plucker like me say the f-word