we sat and decided as the seaons collided
that our love was fairly utopian
if it wasnt for my pills, my psychiatric bills
and your unreliable fallopian
then i guess wed be fine
embraced on cloud 9
emotionally impossible to sever
you turn around quickly andever so sickly
i tell you id love you forever

If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
six months ago i returned your brown anorak
but you keep forgetting
and its far too upsetting
so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you

You know its a shame
but were never the same
on account of your stupid amnesia
through teardrops i stare
at the wall its now bare
and i reach for the milk of magnesia
and ill die on the floor
and leave a note on the door
saying 'this ape has just left Gibraltar'
and in hell it will rain
and ill say once again
that id stand next to you at the altar

If only youd give me my Lev Yashin poster back
six months ago i returned your brown anorak
but you keep forgetting
and its far too upsetting
so baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
Baby Ferenc Puskas to you
with boots on