[VELMA]
Those lips
Those eyes

[EDNA]
That food
Well there ain't nothing like a spread
To get ya in the mood

[VELMA]
Wilbur can't you feel the burning flame
Of hot desire
You're gonna need more than some selzter to
Put out this fire

[EDNA]
I'm wailing:
Look out old Baltimore

[VELMA]
I'm selling something
You can't purchase at a ten cent store

[EDNA]
Oh Wilbur I feel like a princess
Come on and take me to the ball

[VELMA]
I bet you're tired of heavy lifting
Get your hands on something small

[EDNA]
Because I'm..
Big

[VELMA]
Blonde

[BOTH]
And Beautiful
Its time to face the facts its irrefutable

[VELMA]
Why waste one more minute?

[EDNA]
Now I feel brand spanking new

[BOTH]
Hey Wilbur take a look
its all for

[VELMA]
You

[EDNA]
YOU?!