Iyo iyo atashi mo kosupure debyuu
(Nishikan okujou shisen atsumete)
"Mesen kudasai" to kameko no koe ni
Furimuitara kurasu no otokonoko deshita

"Nani yattenda konna tokoro de"
Sore wa atashi no serifu desho!
"Shuumatsu wa umi ni randebuu da" tte
Kimi wa tashika itteta janai no

Omoikkiri hajikechau yo
Kyou no atashi wa jichou shinai no
Wakaru desho? Hora
Kore wa futari dake no himitsu da yo

Itsudatte konna fuu ni
Sunao ni furumau yuuki choudai
Demo yappari... Mada
Kurasu no minna ni wa naisho ni shite okitai
Atashi
Kakure otaku de gomennasai

Ki wo torinaoshite baito ni shukkin
(Onajimi akiba no meido kissa)
"Okaerinasai goshujin-sama" tte
Kao wo agetara atashi no papa deshita

"Nani yattenda konna tokoro de"
Sore wa atashi no serifu desho!
"Konya wa kaigi de osoku naru yo" tte
Kesa wa mama ni itteta janai no

Omoikkiri hajikechau yo
Kyou mo atashi wa zenryoku te settai
Wakaru desho? Nee
Kore wa futari dake no himitsu da yo

Itsudatte konna fuu ni
Jiyuu ni hanaseru jikan wo choudai
Demo yappari... Mada
Mama ni yokei na shinpai wo kaketakunai no
Atashi
Kakure otaku de gomennasai

Datte kono kuni no shakai wa
Mada mada atashitachi ni wa kibishii jidai na no

Omoikkiri hajikechau yo
Kyou no atashi wa jichou shinai no
Wakaru desho? Hora
Kore wa futari dake no himitsu da yo

Itsudatte konna fuu ni
Sunao ni furumau yuuki choudai
Demo yappari... Mada
Konna atashi no himitsu wa uchiakerarenai yo!

Nani wa tomoare kyou wa otsukare-san
(Pajama ni kigaete nico nico miteru)
Ninki no douga wo chekku shitetara
Atashi no seifuku kita mama ga odotteta