Bless these children
Blessed he who bbq's
Blessed he who giveth to thee
Alright folks, I want you to take a step back
I want you to dig in those pockets
I want you to dig deep up in there
I want you to dig!!!

I am your father
I am your priest
Your only messiah
To say the least
So donate and give, give generously
Give all you got, give it to me!

I run this place, the house of God
With your new God grill, your dreams fulfilled
If these walls could talk, the stories they'd tell
And if they did, I'd be in a whole lotta hell!

I am your father
I am your priest
Your only messiah
To say the least
So donate and give, give generously
Give all you got, give it to me!

So I'm close to the pope, ya know what that means
I can grab and grope and do as I please
Gone into confession, my gamblins in session
Now tell me your sins, 3 cherries I win!

I cheat on the church and embezzle with greed
I cheat on the church and I take what I need
I cheat on the church and I do as I please
I cheat on the church, boy get down on your knees!

Cheat on the church!
Cheat on the church!
Cheat on the church!
Cheat on the church!