The country has its drawbacks
the mud and the rain
the ticks and the bugs and the rugged terrain
and you gotta deal with people
who are almost insane
folks who operate with only part of their brain

You left me in the wilderness and ran back to town
you just couldn't hack it girl
you really let me down
and I thought when we came up here
we were gonna settle down
now all I got is weather and a hole in the ground

Well x 9
stick a fork in me baby
turn me over I'm done you can tell
well x 9
if this is heaven what must it be like in hell
well well well

It all looks so idyllic in the real estate page
a handyman special it's the latest rage
it's all you ever wanted it's the very next stage
get out of the city stop rattling your cage

But look at the reality and what do you know
the schools are bad the restaurants suck
there's ten feet of snow
and the locals carry handguns
and they don't seem to know
the difference between a man a dog or a doe

Well x 9
stick a fork in me baby
turn me over I'm done you can tell
well x 9
if this is heaven what must it be like in hell
well well well

Well x 9
stick a fork in me baby
turn me over I'm done you can tell
well x 9
if this is heaven what must it be like in hell
well well well