Don't try to put the blame on me
Every night I come stealin' home
You keep thinkin' I've been drinkin'
I been missing you - no, no

Damn sheriff ain't no friend of mine
Handcuffing my good times
Got no pity - show no mercy
Sure makes me think of you
He's so uptight

Downtown - can't get enough
Of the way I pay for love
Cause I'm ready - I got plenty
Who's complainin' when
There's more than enough!

A deck of cards and a pair of dice
Make me feel twice as nice
The wheel's spinning, I'm winning
Till I walk through the door
Like I said before

It's bad news to fall in love
It's bad news to fall in love
It's bad news to fall in love
With a mean motherfucker

Half dead till the afternoon
Wake up feeling cruel
You don't get it - I just said it
Pour the booze and fetch my silver spoon

Don't mind being critical
This love thing is pitiful
Why don't you let it
Fade and forget it
I'm bad news for a girl like you
And I'm warning you