I know the difference in our ages
Is quite considerable indeed
You're almost twice as old as I am
Not that it bothers me
And I keep your picture in my wallet
It's there so everyone can see
And those that do think your my mother
Not that it bothers me

Love is the strangest thing
It has the power to change us
It takes a harmless sort
And makes him highly dangerous

People can be so cruel
I cannot understand it
Our case is odd it's true
But that's not how we planned it

I've great respect for both my parents
Without them I would not be here
They've now disowned me altogether
Not that it bothers me