I saw her in the rightest way
Looking like Anne Hathaway
Laughing while she hit her pen and coughed, and coughed
And then she came up to my knees
Begging: Baby, would you please
Do the things you said you'd do to me, to me?

Oh, won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?
And when you get a taste, can you tell me, what's my flavor?
I don't believe in God, but I believe that you're my savior
My mom says that she's worried, but I'm covered in this favor
And when we're getting dirty, I forget all that is wrong
I sleep so I can see you 'cause I hate to wait so long
I sleep so I can see you, and I hate to wait so long

Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?
Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?
Won't you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?