Mr. Pete he has a problem
Cause he wants to be a woman
He's into all shades of pink
and any guy who'll buy him a drink
People say he needs a shrink
- well what do you think?

Mrs. Jones wants to be single
A foxy flirt without a wrinkle
She's sick and tired of Mr. Jones,
(and) being married makes her look old
She just wants to be alone

Yeah, that's all she wants to be, that's all she wants to be
Well if it makes her happy that's all right with me

Billy wants to look like a junkie
He thinks junkies look real funky
He wants to be like Kurt Cobain,
he wants to feel the world's all pain
Sadly he's just not insane,
- what a shame when

That's all he wants to be, that's all he wants to be
Well if it makes him happy, that's all right with me

That's all they want to be, that's all they want to be
Well if it makes them happy that's all right with me, yeah

That's all they want to be, that's all they want to be
Well if it makes them happy that's all right with me, yeah

That's all they want to be, that's all they want to be
Well if it makes them happy that's all right with me, yeah

That's all they want to be, that's all they want to be
Well if it makes them happy that's all right with me, yeah

That's alright, it's alright baby, it's alright