I live in the merchant city, drive a 4x4
I eat M&S, it tastes of nothing
Oh, I taste of nothing

I am the new Scottish gentry
Anglified vowels, sub London thoughts
I am the new Scottish gentry
Anglified vowels, sub London thoughts

So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, shopping for blood
So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, shopping for

So it's leather for leisure and Velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit for court

It's leather for leisure and Velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit for court

Hi there! (Hey, hey, I'm shopping for blood)
I agree
Oh hi there! (I'm shopping, shopping for blood)
I could only agree

I am the new Scottish gentry
Anglified vowels, sub London thoughts
I am the new Scottish gentry
Anglified vowels, sub media thoughts

So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, shopping for blood
So I'm shopping, shopping for blood
Oh, I'm shopping, shopping for

So it's leather for leisure and Velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit for court

It's leather for leisure and Velcro for sport
It's a first appearance and a new suit for court