Mono recording
That's where it's at
You could make a million
Well, imagine that
Use a lot of drugs
And don't fight cause
Be on television
And forget who you are

You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
Oh no

Stereo recording
That's the new trend
Sorry, they forgot you
In the end
Now you're out of drugs
And you don't have a car
Stick to what's said
To forget who you are

You were never a star
So go pawn your guitar
You were never a star
So go pawn your guitar
Oh no
Oh no

You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
You're a star
Oh no