Tap your finger on our heads
Or let us shimmer still, instead

You say you had a bad day
We just nod that it’s all ok

Come pepper us with robocalls
We the bobble head dolls

You had another bad day
We always nod with feet of clay
Are you awake at 3 am?
Roll over, touch our heads again

Shapes in plastic with a neck
That keeps most of us in check
Only our heads move up and down
Our bodies can’t turn things around

We never have a bad day
We don’t change minds with what we say

We never call you on your shit
We take no stands 'cause we can’t sit
We sell the tickets to your night
What you promote we never fight

Come pepper us with robocalls
We the bobble head dolls

Homerun, touchdown, strikeout, goal
The crowd goes home with plastic soul
Homerun, touchdown, strikeout, goal
The crowd goes home with plastic sou