Grandpaw might, grandpaw may
He might rock all night and day
For he loves to rock 'n' roll
In a hillbilly way
But it ain't easy
It ain't easy anymore
Oh lord, it ain't easy
His legs ache, now his feet get sore
He can't go on like this for sure
Grandpaw wrote, grandpaw sent
He sent a letter to the president
Oh, help me please, if you can
I wanna be a bionic man
Now, one-one-seven
Grandpaw's in heaven
They took his old legs away
And fit bionic, supersonic
Legs that rock all night and day
Now it's so easy
See him bop across the floor
Oh lord, it's so easy
Got grandmaw shoutin' out for more
Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure
Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure

Come on gramps, let's see you rock
Let's see you bop across that floor
Look at them legs
Ain't that a brag son

All that night, all that day
Grandpaw rocked it all away
When grandmaw saw him, i heard her say
Come rock with me, hillbilly way
Oh, it's so easy
See him bop across the floor
Oh lord, it's so easy
Got grandmaw shoutin' out for more
Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure
Grandpaw's a crazy cat for sure

Come on gramps
Let's see you bop across that floor
Look at them legs
Shoot, you oughta see him move son
Yeah, you're a crazy, crazy...
I'm a crazy cat son...