My girl's sick and grumpy
She don't feel too good
It's her period or something

I don't understand why should I
She's a f*cking emotional rollercoaster
I'm a man

Read a book
'bout a yogui
Renunciated the world
Never got laid
Eternal bliss
What will God?

All my friends are driven by
Dominated by and live for their wieners
No super conciensness

Men are pigs and dogs
They just wanna get their d*cks sucked yeah

Sex
I love it, think about it all the time
It drives me f*cking crazy

The first time I got laid
and the first time I made love
Were too diferent times

I've been with horses
And women of filth reputation
I'm a man of filth reputation

I masturbate every kind of way
Every kind of thing
A friend of mine put honey on his d*ck
And stuck in an ant hole
No one'd fucked his dog

Men are pigs and dogs
They just wanna get their d*cks sucked yeah