Meat snacks and jerky treats
What's the secret ingredient?
Meat's meat and a man's gotta eat
You breathe the gas and we get the laugh

(Chorus)
It takes all types of critters
To make farmer Vincent's fritters

Visit this tasty place if you dare
Your vocal chords are slit on command
Burried up to your neck and then force fed
Seasoned to prepare you for his roadside stand

(Chorus)

Welcome to Motel Hell
We'll cook and serve you well

Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell!
Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell!
Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell!
Motel Hell! Motel Hell! Motel Hell!
Motel Hell!