Keith is a vegetarian.
Not vegan 'cause he drinks his dairy
And he's not like me who also eats meat
He protests the war
With the sandals on his feet
Omnivores for mediocrity!
(several times)
Helpless vegetables are trapped
For killing only them you should be slapped
At least a cow can run and be free
Omnivores for mediocrity.

A note from reese: keith used to only eat 4 things - meat,
Bread, cheese, and candy. then i made him go to this chinese
Restaurant with me and he started eating vegetables. now, he's
Gone way overboard and won't eat meat at all, and he goes to all
These war protests. and he burns incense and wears a mumu. okay,
Maybe it's just a dress.