What would you say if I took your keys and then I walked away?
Would you stop me at the door?
What would you do if I took a piss or puked inside your shoe?
Don't worry about me, this happens all the time

I'm gonna call you up just as soon as I get home <i>[x4]

Don't worry about me
Accidents happen and sometimes even tradedies
It doesn't matter just how much you had to drink
But death is becoming to some it's offensive and others it's funny
While swining on my 40 Oz., I ain't got no time to think.

I'm gonna call you up just as soon as I get home <i>[x4]