Maria's cryin and I don't understand
It takes two to tango
Three to make me really mad
But things ain't that bad
Call me Superdad

Suzy's had it up to here with their master plan
Of some cronies testimony
That sounds just like the Klu Klux Klan
If things get that bad
There's plenty of room in Japan

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds
Don't give a funk
There's pain down below
Pullin weeds
Don't give a funk

An unwanted baby, Jonny boy
His daddy was a dirty beggar, mama's a whore
With a life like that
How can he win the war

Don't need girls or little boys
They'd only have broken toys
They'd only throw them all away

There's pain down below
Pull my, pull my weeds
Don't give a funk
There's pain down below
Pullin weeds
Don't give a funk

Maria's cryin and I don't understand
The cronies testimony
That sounds just like the Klu Klux Klan
But things ain't that bad
There's plenty of room in Japan