We gave you Eminem and Justin Bieber too
Even though they dress and try to talk like you
The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J. Crew
And Jon Heder, also half of Derek Jeter
Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
Packed into their yoga tights
And for all this awesome, neat and wonderful stuff
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Thank the whites, thank the whites
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

We gave you Breaking Bad, and all the songs by Creed
All the cast of Friends, and trash like Tara Reid
A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed
Ray-Ban glasses, leggy blondes with tiny asses
Frisbee sports and fancy coffee too
Energy efficient lights!
And so, for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

Thank the whites, thank the whites
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites