Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)
Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)

Wakes up every morning, thinks he's a sports guru
Puts on his lucky socks, worn out and smelling too
Pacing 'round the living room, shouting at the screen
Thinks his silly antics keep the players keen

Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team
Yelling at the TV, living in his dream
With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain
In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane

Won't sit on the couch, it’s cursed from last year
Blames it for the losses, his logic isn’t clear
He’s got a rabbit's foot, a horseshoe, and a chant
Thinks he's their secret weapon, isn't that just grand?

Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team
Yelling at the TV, living in his dream
With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain
In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane

Won't sit on the couch, it’s cursed from last year
Blames it for the losses, his logic isn’t clear
He’s got a rabbit's foot, a horseshoe, and a chant
Thinks he's their secret weapon, isn't that just grand?

Won't sit on the couch, it’s cursed from last year
Blames it for the losses, his logic isn’t clear
Yelling at the TV, living in his dream
With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain
In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane

When the game is over and his team’s still lost
He blames the neighbor’s cat or the way he crossed
Next game, new tactic, with his cape and his wand
He's a sports wizard now, in his delusional bond

Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team
Yelling at the TV, living in his dream
With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain
In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane
Oh, look at Mr. Superstition, thinks he's part of the team
Yelling at the TV, living in his dream
With his goofy rituals, he's the king of his domain
In his crazy sports world, he's clearly gone insane

Yeah, in this wacky world, he's the clown of the show
With his wild antics, he’s got nowhere to go
Oh, in this irrational game, he's the star of his own
In his fantasy sports land, he's never alone

Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)
Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)

Yeah, in this wacky world, he's the clown of the show
With his wild antics, he’s got nowhere to go
Oh, in this irrational game, he's the star of his own
In his fantasy sports land, he's never alone

Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)
Mr. Superstition! (Failed culiado!)