Ridin’ on a fast train from Batley
Gonna reach London at two
Conductor gathers tickets so sadly
‘Cause he ain’t got a girl like you
But I do
And it pleases me to please you baby
It pleases me to see you smile
It pleases me to please you baby
To please you’s gonna take a while
Always speak soft to the bailiff
‘Cause he’s the man that’s carryin’ the keys
But when you meet a social reformer
You go ahead and you do what you please
What you please
And it pleases me to please you baby
It pleases me to see you smile
It please me to please you baby
To please you’s gonna take a while
It pleases me to please you baby
It pleases me to see you smile
It pleases me to please you baby
To please you’s gonna take a while
Oh love is just a good reason
To go ahead and do what you should
A man and woman together
Going to lead something real good
And it could
‘Cause it pleases me to please you baby
It pleases me to see you smile
It pleases me to please you baby
To please you’s gonna take a while
It pleases me to please you baby
It pleases me to see you smile
It pleases me to please you baby
To please you’s gonna take a while