Come on over boys
Got something sweet for you
But first you'll have to prove
Your BIG

A candy cane may always taste so sweet
But it's the super sucker I like to eat

A yellow banana can be so much fun
But I much prefer the big love gun

A Charleston Chew feels so good inside
But it's the giant Tootsie Roll that's what I buy

A nice screwdriver can give me a thrill
But give me Stanley the power drill

Size Queen
Down on my knees
One from behind and one in between
Size Queen
Maybe a little obscene
The Big King Size is what I need
Size Queen

No pinkie finger can turn my switch
But a big man size can scratch my itch

A sharpened pencil can wave goodbye
But a twelve inch ruler I'd like to try

Not every man can please me of course
I like a man hung like a horse

So If you wanna chance to be with me
You better be big boy or be set free

Size Queen
Down on my knees
One from behind and one in between
Size Queen
Maybe a little obscene
But the Big King Size is what I need
Size Queen