"for Sally's upcoming birthday,
the three prepared to bake a cake,
didn't bother to wash their hands,
too numb to keep steady, the cake collapsed,
and there was flour everywhere,
one fool started licking the bowl, drunk on butter,
rolling on the floor, the yeast began to rise..."

too many butchers spoiled the broth
babe of batter to deliver
an overdose on duncan hines
fudge and blood stained the cloth

VOMITING BUTCHERS - slaugherhouse bred
incestuous fathers - have to keep their children fed
VOMITING BUTCHERS - stick to lambchops
moonlighting strangers - reel and jerk around the clock

this ain't pie filling - induce the puke or YOU WILL DIE!!
gastro-juices flood - ulcers bake the choco-mud
pre-heat at 375 - my stomach pump keeps YOU ALIVE!!
swallow down the tube - greased it up with frosting lube

too many butchers spoiled the broth
unwatched pot boiled over
gag reflex was exercised
fudge and blood spilled on the cloth