We got the view of the ocean
From the top of your apartment building
But everytime we're together
It's all about you and your hair in the mirror
You never ask what I'm thinkin'
You never even try
Cause you're always so preoccupied
It's really funny how you freak out
Everytime we go out
And we gotta wait for a table

I'd really like to stay mad at you
How can I do it when you're
Just so cute?

You're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
You suck major
I don't know why I bother
You're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
You suck major
I don't know why I bother
I keep meaning to
Get rid of you
For some reason I
I just never do
Cuz' you're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend
Little loser boyfriend

You roll your eyes when I'm angry
Or you turn the other way
And you focus on the hostess
You're with your friends on my birthday
Well, I knew that you'd forget so
I wrote it on a post it
Yes, I can't hear what you're saying
Cause you talk so loud
And your laugh is so annoying
And I'm running out of patience
With the conversation
Please get over your self fascination

I'd really like to walk out on you
How can I do it when you're
Just so cute?

You're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
You suck major
I don't know why I bother
You're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
You suck major
I don't know why I bother
I keep meaning to
Get rid of you
For some reason I
I just never do
Cuz' you're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend
Little loser boyfriend

You drive me crazy,
But I just can't tell you goodbye
You're irritating,
But I just can't put you aside
It isn't fair that everytime that I try
You look right at me with those big,
Dunb eyes why?

You're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
You suck major
I don't know why I bother
You're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
You suck major
I don't know why I bother
I keep meaning to
Get rid of you
For some reason I
I just never do
Cuz' you're my little
Jerkface loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend
Little loser boyfriend

Loser boyfriend
Loser boyfriend
Little loser boyfriend