Muffin you're a mouse in a big house
Playin' in your cage gonna be a big rat some day
You got cake on yo' face
You big disgrace
Drippin' your tea all over the place

Tea will tea will rock you
Tea will tea will rock you

Crumpet you're a young rat small rat
Shoutin' in the street gonna wreck yo' first tea par-tay
You got cake on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your tail all over the place

Tea will tea will rock you
Tea will tea will rock you

Ratty you're a big rat smart rat
Scratchin' with your claws gonna spread you some plague some day

Come on get on the stage
Let out yo' rage
Nobody gonna put you back into your cage

Tea will tea will rock you
Tea will tea will rock you