This is a ballad of my private thoughts
This is a ballad of my private thoughts
Music is nothing
Stands in the background
It's the ringing in your ears when your head hits the pillow
It's the ache in your brain when the night club is over
The ache in your brain when the night club is over
'Sups and downs, ups and downs
Take my thoughts, take my thoughts
What to, what to do?
Taking off my trousers and you take off your socks
You can set the night on fire with a disco ball
A razor sharp haircut, razor sharp haircut
A little perfume and a racing pulse
And a wonderbra. A wonderbra

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
I was there

(Big brother keeps me company now…)

Area 51 is under my bed,
Extinct in the middle of winter
You're so talented and beautiful
one in a millon,
my teeth shine like dead stars
God is running out, god is running
Sucks on his own sweat, it's been a hard days work
God is running out, god is running
Sucks on his own sweat, it's been a hard days work

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
I was there

Masturbation is better for girls with imagination, imagination
Masturbation is better for girls with imagination, imagination

I heard that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first
I was there

Big brother keeps you company now and
Big brother keeps you company now and
Big brother keeps me company now
Big brother keeps me company now