Oh... you humor me today,
Calling me out to play,
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth,
I can't be seen with you, you freak.

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you, I know you know,
I'm just like you, so leave me alone.

Go cry, run away
Let your short legs carry you away
With your big dress and your dirty hair
Your pen's waiting for you
Just get far, far away from me
I don't want your disease

I wonder, why can't you see?
You're just not near enough like me,
With your telescope eyes, metal teeth,
I can't be seen with you.

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you, I know you know,
I'm just like you, so leave me alone.

(Guitar Bridge)

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you, I know you know,
I'm just like you, so leave me alone.

Please don't make me cry,
Please don't make me cry,
I'm just like you, I know you know,
I'm just like you, so leave me alone.

Oh, you humor me today...