Holy shit, look at the ass on that hog
Whoa dude, I think I'm in love, man

Oh, bitch you're just a fat fuck queen
A three ton slut, the girl of my dreams
I know you fucked that roadie outside
But I can't wait to eat your sweaty meat pie, right now

Oh, girl I think I saw you before back behind the bus
On The Summer Slaughter Tour
With three holes filled and two hands full
I was eighth in line, somehow I knew you were mine
Now I'm in love with each and every fold
I can't wait to taste that greasy slop hole

Oh yeah, your cunt's a fucking cave and your ass is like a tank
But still I can't stop 'cause oh heck, I'm in love
You fat fucking bitch, your mouth rots from herpes and yet why'd you fuck the whole tour
It's why it's hard with open sores

But I can't say no
I keep coming right back for that monolith crack
Oh yeah, you're just the love of my life
Whore, oh your cunt is mountain sized