Well as you can see
I go back and forth, that's right
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Let's start advertising
And make some real money!

Listen to me
Listen to me, my children
Yow!
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen, children

Gather around to hear the sound of my voice
Dear girls and boys well you're making a choice
You can think for yourselves
Or you can buy all my toys
Disregard mental health
Jump around, make some noise

I'd never lie to you
You know I'd die for you
Yeah, I love you too
So just do what you do
Consume and gobble it up
Come on, show me some love
Or I'll be blowin you up.

I'm lying through my teeth
To get everything I need
I'll be what you want me to be
That's why I'm dancin', dancin'

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See me!
Stare into my eyes, you're getting sleepy
Feed me!
And then I'll feed the hungry and the needy
Tv!
Is the loving eye of education
Free me!
I'll drag a burning smile across this nation!

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I control you

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Listen to me
Listen to me, my children
Listen to me
Listen to me
Listen, children

Stop!

"Oh, oh, ow, oh, oh, stop, I can't breath, stop!"