Piece ’ white trash, set us back 2G
Before too long turned into 3
Alternator go, battery low
Engine’s gonna blow, blow, blow
Piece ‘o’ white trash
Takes all our cash
Mercs are great!
You can kiss my ass!

Engine overheated, dysfunctional fan
Screaming down the road like an ice cream van
Accelerator fucked and it ain’t no joke
Exhaust pipe bellowing big black smoke
Piece ‘o’ white trash
Takes all our cash
Mercs are great!

You can kiss my ass!
Seems like this is all just out of spite
300 k’s without no lights
Next gig starts at nine, we’re in a rush
Ignition doesn’t work
Get out ‘n’ push

Piece ‘o’ white trash, set us back 2G
Before too long turned into 3
Alternator low, battery go
Engine’s gonna blow, blow, blow

Piece ‘o’ white trash
Takes all our cash
Mercs are great!
You can kiss my ass!
Seems like this is all just out of spite
300 k’s without no lights
Next gig starts at nine, we’re in a rush
Ignition doesn’t work
Get out ‘n’ push