Why don’t you come to my house, baby?
Why don’t you come?
I’ll leave the key
Then once you’re here inside, locked safely
I’ll swallow the key
There’s no escaping me

I will play your wife
You’ll be my knight in shining armor
I will play your wife
We’ll live happily ever after

Why don’t you stop trying to fight this?
Deep down you love me, don’t you know?
When you threaten to leave, I like it
It’s cute how you think I’d ever let you go

I will play your wife
You’ll be my knight in shining armor
I will play your wife
We’ll live happily ever after

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do

I will play your wife
You’ll be my knight in shining armor
I will play your wife
We’ll live happily ever after
I will play your wife
You’ll be my knight in shining armor
I will play your wife
We’ll live happily ever after

I will play your wife
You’ll be my knight in shining armor
I will play your wife
We’ll live happily ever after