Deerstalker at the ready
Careful, feeling unsteady
Must be the poison in my blood
Taxi, I'm in a hurry
Watson no need to worry
Gadzooks! Irene is in the nud!

I am Sherlocked
Cannot stop
Waiting watching
Till the penny finally drops

Lestrade, the clue's right there look!
Something that you have mistook
You see, but you do not observe
Oh no, it's Moriarty!
Beat him, let's have a party
By jove, he's back, he's got a nerve

I am Sherlocked
Cannot stop
Waiting watching
Till the penny finally drops

Molly, completely smitten
What's that? A glowing kitten?
(Sorry, but rabbit wouldn't scan)
Big heist, and daring bank raids
Friendships, farewells to be made
Sherlock, you'd better have a plan

I am Sherlocked
Cannot stop
Waiting watching
Till the penny finally drops